Saturday, September 16, 2006
Dictaphone. This is Michelle. My favorite game. She talks, I write.
"Okay. Um, I have been chewing my calcium gum everyday, my bones have never been stronger. Shoot me. Just try it, shoot me in the arm, my arm will not break. (throwing hands in the air) Oh, from back home. Haha. Thanks. ... Should be having my babies. This is the weirdest song. Dont write that down. Ten minutes. Would you like some more? WIne, por vou. WIne for you. Or for two. Chug. Chug chug chug!!! (clapping hands) Julia is chgging red wine, she sis the innncoent one. I just have one request, please do not bring boys home. What what. Tonight, for once, please do not bring boys home and lay on the couch. That is uncomfortable, Julia. Ooooooh. Hahaha. The tall Thai German. Haha. Stefanie is waiting for more material. She is SICK. She has gone downhill since she has got here, that is for sure. Drinking everynight. Getting burnt everyday. (trhowing hans in the air) She has aged 10 years in teh last week, at least. I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby (singing.) Aww, remember your babies dadddy, what was his name, Gerry, gerry, gerry. I remember that, Gerry, gerry. Hah (listening to Julia) (good song coming on) what is this song. More black eyes peas (whining) ... ugh, oh... I didnt notice. Oh Pink. "This is my shelter.... (singing.) Stefanie is beautiful. (making Petry hump)"
Dictaphone signing off. That is Michelle, one night with Michlle. It only cost me 100bht. (like $3.) Wicked. I love this song. I hope everyone is having fun, you will not beleive this rain. It is like rain of the rain of our lives. We got SOAKED. SOAKED. Running to 7-11. They look at us like we are crazy tourists. Which we may or may not be. We rung out our skirts, got changed, and got back in the game. WIth our beer, which we had run to 7-11 for. As for the chocolate we bought, that was eaten before we changed out clothes. All about prorities. Aqua, the band, is coming back into styles.
THis is degrading. This is no longer a travel blog. Just kidding, tis is, just on hiatus. Embrace the hiatus. We all need them, very important.
Guess who got a FEATURE in the Peak! On yoga, with pictures of me! From yoga! PIctures taken by... MICHELLE. Yes! Published girls we are! NExt week. I pray that Mike, Tim or Brent will collect great quantities of them, and save them for me (or mail them to me!) Becuase I am so exicted. Especially mail them to my grandparents. Heh. Okay, miss you guys. Talk to you lattttter Time to go to 420, the bar. My beer is calling.
Wait until I tell youa bout this crazy market I went to today- over 8000 stalls. They sold squirrels! And puppies galore. Miranda would be in heaven. I will tell you in great detail tomorrow, and list my purchases....
Yes.... same Stefanie time, same Stefanie channel... (tomorrow in teh future, here...) I will tell you all about it. ¶ 9:57 PM
"Okay. Um, I have been chewing my calcium gum everyday, my bones have never been stronger. Shoot me. Just try it, shoot me in the arm, my arm will not break. (throwing hands in the air) Oh, from back home. Haha. Thanks. ... Should be having my babies. This is the weirdest song. Dont write that down. Ten minutes. Would you like some more? WIne, por vou. WIne for you. Or for two. Chug. Chug chug chug!!! (clapping hands) Julia is chgging red wine, she sis the innncoent one. I just have one request, please do not bring boys home. What what. Tonight, for once, please do not bring boys home and lay on the couch. That is uncomfortable, Julia. Ooooooh. Hahaha. The tall Thai German. Haha. Stefanie is waiting for more material. She is SICK. She has gone downhill since she has got here, that is for sure. Drinking everynight. Getting burnt everyday. (trhowing hans in the air) She has aged 10 years in teh last week, at least. I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby (singing.) Aww, remember your babies dadddy, what was his name, Gerry, gerry, gerry. I remember that, Gerry, gerry. Hah (listening to Julia) (good song coming on) what is this song. More black eyes peas (whining) ... ugh, oh... I didnt notice. Oh Pink. "This is my shelter.... (singing.) Stefanie is beautiful. (making Petry hump)"
Dictaphone signing off. That is Michelle, one night with Michlle. It only cost me 100bht. (like $3.) Wicked. I love this song. I hope everyone is having fun, you will not beleive this rain. It is like rain of the rain of our lives. We got SOAKED. SOAKED. Running to 7-11. They look at us like we are crazy tourists. Which we may or may not be. We rung out our skirts, got changed, and got back in the game. WIth our beer, which we had run to 7-11 for. As for the chocolate we bought, that was eaten before we changed out clothes. All about prorities. Aqua, the band, is coming back into styles.
THis is degrading. This is no longer a travel blog. Just kidding, tis is, just on hiatus. Embrace the hiatus. We all need them, very important.
Guess who got a FEATURE in the Peak! On yoga, with pictures of me! From yoga! PIctures taken by... MICHELLE. Yes! Published girls we are! NExt week. I pray that Mike, Tim or Brent will collect great quantities of them, and save them for me (or mail them to me!) Becuase I am so exicted. Especially mail them to my grandparents. Heh. Okay, miss you guys. Talk to you lattttter Time to go to 420, the bar. My beer is calling.
Wait until I tell youa bout this crazy market I went to today- over 8000 stalls. They sold squirrels! And puppies galore. Miranda would be in heaven. I will tell you in great detail tomorrow, and list my purchases....
Yes.... same Stefanie time, same Stefanie channel... (tomorrow in teh future, here...) I will tell you all about it. ¶ 9:57 PM
