Friday, August 25, 2006
Dance, dance dance.
Jin, from South Korea:
"Stefanie, your dancing is a... marvel."
Yes, that is why I feel in love with Jin from South Korea. Anyone who can keep up with my dancing is worthy of my direct love. Absoutely. Too bad he has girlfriend from South Korea. I say, goodbye girlfriend from South Korea. And he says:
"Stefanie, your dancing is a... marvel."
I love dancing, I mean, who doesn't. I dance with South Korea, with Belgiumx3, with Germany, with Netherlands, with America, and with Canada. We say, "I am from Cae-na-da." They love it here.
Presentations was tres good, only better were all other presenations that made me laugh like I have never laughed before, and then I laughed agian and then again. We had Germans in costumes, we had Sweds in weird frog-dancing-around-a-wooden-tree-with-flowers fiasco, we had South Korea (sigh) traditional dance, we had Thai traditional dances with costume, we had American square dancing, we had Netherlands quiz show, we had France can-can dancing, we had Austrialia weirdenss, we had it all. It was pricelss, such a fun night, sans alcohol. THen we had the alochol and we danced, danced, dance and I am a marvel. A MARVEL. I am like a superstar there, this is incredible.
And, this is another post from the future. I am a marvel, aren't I? Why, indeed I am. Remember when we dance and dance? Yes, I am becoming ESL here in Thailand, it is amazing, you can just drop letters, and sentences, and words, and everyone understands. This is my idea of brillance. Guess who got an A, in Ethics? What what! I think my International Business prof likes me. He goes to Pattaya with the western men who sleep with young Thai women. This is very heartwarming. I like when he looks at me creepy and goes, "mmm, mmm." Ick, serious. He is like, mmm, well, his kids are moved out of the house, but, no worries, I can "stay in their rooms" if I ever go to Seattle, his home town, and we can "go out for beers," with his "wife" who is "back home in Seattle" while he is in "Thailand" and "it'll be so much fun." Friendly, perhaps. Creepy, definitely. Without a doubt.
Remember when this place is so fun?! Yes, but life is generally fun. Fun fun haha! Yes. Buckets of, how do you say, booze(?), yes tres fun.
So, Cracker Banana Pants is whimpering, he was basking on the balcony while his madre went out cab riding and club dancing. He wants to go and roll around in the pooled water in Bangkok, which means I will have to give him a shower later (no bath here.) High maintenance little pup. Indeed.
Did you know tha tI was saving up ALL this stories to tell you all, but then I forgot them? There is so many intriguing little facts about Thailand, like, for instances, they do not use knives. Nope, they use spoon in right hand, and fork in left. And you eat with spoon, and cut with fork. Intriging. And they love jellied anything. I had a hamburger bun, and it had green jelly stuff in it. I was brave, and it was good, but... and then Nicole had a hot dog bun with cookies n' creme flavoured filling. Yes, it it intriguing here. And, beer is cheap. Tres cheap. You drink Sighn if you are cool, but Chang if you are poor. Sihgn=Tiger in Thai, Chang=Elephant in Thai. And Tiger beer=Tiger in Thai. Bet you didn't see that coming. Boy, o boy, they love their animals. So much that sometimes they put them in Animal Abuse Centres. That is my favorite. Chain 'em up, cage 'em up, and then poke 'em. Especially when tourists are around, because we cheer and say, "YES! You conquered the animal world! You conquered nature! We are the best!" This is especially fun.
So, on antoher note, there is this phrase, "Love you long time" Yes, so incredibly funny, because it is from a song, and makes us laugh. SO we say, "We love you long time" and giggle. And then we learn how to say it in Thai, "Racoon nun nun." And then we say this all the live long day. And then we giggle. And then we giggle and tell Nathan, Michelles boyfriend via phone. Nathan says, "Holy crap, you are going to get beaten up!" And we say, "Why? So funny! Pout lin! Pout lin! Funny joke!" And then he says, "Omigod, you idiots, it is what the prostitutes said to the Americans during the Vietnam War." So, we were silent for about 1095 days, give or take a few days, and then we were shamed. No only did we offend, we learned to offend in TWO languages. Internationally. No more racooon nun nun for anyone. Horrible, horrible, mai dee, mai dee, bad, bad. Love you long time? No. Never.
So, Cracker Banana Pants is really cranky, we must shower sometime, I suppose. Awesome. Another Canadian word. So, I brought a Canadian flag up to Thaialnd, because that is what we Canadians do, and we brought it on the stage tonight, and an America exclaimed, "Haha, omigod, they brought a flag to Thailand, how over the top are they about their country!?" And I giggled, because if there is one thing I love, I love the Canada. I mean, how can you not? It is middle of the road, diversity is our friend, prepare us for the world at large, embrace the culture of all kind of place! That is what I said. I loves it. As we all do. Regardless of renegade Prime Minister who just really wants to sit cozy-cozy lovely-love with AmeriBrit. Who can blame him, really, I mean, Blair is a looker, and Bush says 'Yo dude.' Exactly. Oh wow, did I really get into politics there? Wow. This is not a political site. We leave those that can do more than just mock and lend their sarcasim to the masses.
At any rate, apparently drinking Signh (I have no idea how to spell it- we pronouce it 'sing beer') makes me incredibly brilliant in my witty comments. Good thing I am a marvel, or you might get irritated about now. Did you know you can rent shoes from the bar if you accidently wore flip flops to la bar? It is true. That or you can bribe the bouncers. Either or. It is all increidbly good natured anyways, and all of us got in, even the 18 year old, I think. We all have fun. Good thing I am pretters (aka a female), otherwise I would have had to bribe/rent shoes, because I love my flip flops. Make me laugh, long time.
Hhehe, time for la bed. Must study some more tomorrow. Strange thing is, I actually like studying here. I think, ick, I might actually be INTERESTED in my classes. What is this? Oh geez, what has the world come to! Seriously. I love being young and being crazylike. Life is too short to worry, indeed. Must go put my flower lei in water, we got them from the party tonight- the welcome party! Such good food in this country, and such nice people, and such good parties, and I danced all night with the eager gentlemen (as a joke!!!) and my new Thai friends. I love my Thai friends, there are so much fun. We dance and dance. Ohlala. Goodnight! Time for bed- 3am now, in the future. Yes, prophet Stefanie says goodnight. ¶ 2:16 AM
Jin, from South Korea:
"Stefanie, your dancing is a... marvel."
Yes, that is why I feel in love with Jin from South Korea. Anyone who can keep up with my dancing is worthy of my direct love. Absoutely. Too bad he has girlfriend from South Korea. I say, goodbye girlfriend from South Korea. And he says:
"Stefanie, your dancing is a... marvel."
I love dancing, I mean, who doesn't. I dance with South Korea, with Belgiumx3, with Germany, with Netherlands, with America, and with Canada. We say, "I am from Cae-na-da." They love it here.
Presentations was tres good, only better were all other presenations that made me laugh like I have never laughed before, and then I laughed agian and then again. We had Germans in costumes, we had Sweds in weird frog-dancing-around-a-wooden-tree-with-flowers fiasco, we had South Korea (sigh) traditional dance, we had Thai traditional dances with costume, we had American square dancing, we had Netherlands quiz show, we had France can-can dancing, we had Austrialia weirdenss, we had it all. It was pricelss, such a fun night, sans alcohol. THen we had the alochol and we danced, danced, dance and I am a marvel. A MARVEL. I am like a superstar there, this is incredible.
And, this is another post from the future. I am a marvel, aren't I? Why, indeed I am. Remember when we dance and dance? Yes, I am becoming ESL here in Thailand, it is amazing, you can just drop letters, and sentences, and words, and everyone understands. This is my idea of brillance. Guess who got an A, in Ethics? What what! I think my International Business prof likes me. He goes to Pattaya with the western men who sleep with young Thai women. This is very heartwarming. I like when he looks at me creepy and goes, "mmm, mmm." Ick, serious. He is like, mmm, well, his kids are moved out of the house, but, no worries, I can "stay in their rooms" if I ever go to Seattle, his home town, and we can "go out for beers," with his "wife" who is "back home in Seattle" while he is in "Thailand" and "it'll be so much fun." Friendly, perhaps. Creepy, definitely. Without a doubt.
Remember when this place is so fun?! Yes, but life is generally fun. Fun fun haha! Yes. Buckets of, how do you say, booze(?), yes tres fun.
So, Cracker Banana Pants is whimpering, he was basking on the balcony while his madre went out cab riding and club dancing. He wants to go and roll around in the pooled water in Bangkok, which means I will have to give him a shower later (no bath here.) High maintenance little pup. Indeed.
Did you know tha tI was saving up ALL this stories to tell you all, but then I forgot them? There is so many intriguing little facts about Thailand, like, for instances, they do not use knives. Nope, they use spoon in right hand, and fork in left. And you eat with spoon, and cut with fork. Intriging. And they love jellied anything. I had a hamburger bun, and it had green jelly stuff in it. I was brave, and it was good, but... and then Nicole had a hot dog bun with cookies n' creme flavoured filling. Yes, it it intriguing here. And, beer is cheap. Tres cheap. You drink Sighn if you are cool, but Chang if you are poor. Sihgn=Tiger in Thai, Chang=Elephant in Thai. And Tiger beer=Tiger in Thai. Bet you didn't see that coming. Boy, o boy, they love their animals. So much that sometimes they put them in Animal Abuse Centres. That is my favorite. Chain 'em up, cage 'em up, and then poke 'em. Especially when tourists are around, because we cheer and say, "YES! You conquered the animal world! You conquered nature! We are the best!" This is especially fun.
So, on antoher note, there is this phrase, "Love you long time" Yes, so incredibly funny, because it is from a song, and makes us laugh. SO we say, "We love you long time" and giggle. And then we learn how to say it in Thai, "Racoon nun nun." And then we say this all the live long day. And then we giggle. And then we giggle and tell Nathan, Michelles boyfriend via phone. Nathan says, "Holy crap, you are going to get beaten up!" And we say, "Why? So funny! Pout lin! Pout lin! Funny joke!" And then he says, "Omigod, you idiots, it is what the prostitutes said to the Americans during the Vietnam War." So, we were silent for about 1095 days, give or take a few days, and then we were shamed. No only did we offend, we learned to offend in TWO languages. Internationally. No more racooon nun nun for anyone. Horrible, horrible, mai dee, mai dee, bad, bad. Love you long time? No. Never.
So, Cracker Banana Pants is really cranky, we must shower sometime, I suppose. Awesome. Another Canadian word. So, I brought a Canadian flag up to Thaialnd, because that is what we Canadians do, and we brought it on the stage tonight, and an America exclaimed, "Haha, omigod, they brought a flag to Thailand, how over the top are they about their country!?" And I giggled, because if there is one thing I love, I love the Canada. I mean, how can you not? It is middle of the road, diversity is our friend, prepare us for the world at large, embrace the culture of all kind of place! That is what I said. I loves it. As we all do. Regardless of renegade Prime Minister who just really wants to sit cozy-cozy lovely-love with AmeriBrit. Who can blame him, really, I mean, Blair is a looker, and Bush says 'Yo dude.' Exactly. Oh wow, did I really get into politics there? Wow. This is not a political site. We leave those that can do more than just mock and lend their sarcasim to the masses.
At any rate, apparently drinking Signh (I have no idea how to spell it- we pronouce it 'sing beer') makes me incredibly brilliant in my witty comments. Good thing I am a marvel, or you might get irritated about now. Did you know you can rent shoes from the bar if you accidently wore flip flops to la bar? It is true. That or you can bribe the bouncers. Either or. It is all increidbly good natured anyways, and all of us got in, even the 18 year old, I think. We all have fun. Good thing I am pretters (aka a female), otherwise I would have had to bribe/rent shoes, because I love my flip flops. Make me laugh, long time.
Hhehe, time for la bed. Must study some more tomorrow. Strange thing is, I actually like studying here. I think, ick, I might actually be INTERESTED in my classes. What is this? Oh geez, what has the world come to! Seriously. I love being young and being crazylike. Life is too short to worry, indeed. Must go put my flower lei in water, we got them from the party tonight- the welcome party! Such good food in this country, and such nice people, and such good parties, and I danced all night with the eager gentlemen (as a joke!!!) and my new Thai friends. I love my Thai friends, there are so much fun. We dance and dance. Ohlala. Goodnight! Time for bed- 3am now, in the future. Yes, prophet Stefanie says goodnight. ¶ 2:16 AM
